I'm officially in love with anyone who has this, which just so happens to be none of you because it cost a whopping 275k. However, it has to be more worth it than any number of frivolous things ridiculously rich people spend their money.

What is it? A collection of every vinyl single that was in the Billboard top 100 from Jan. 1955 through December 31, 1990. Yes, every one. That's about 18,400 records.

It contains each and every 45 RPM vinyl record that was listed on the Billboard Top 100® Rock and Pop charts from Jan. 1, 1955, through Dec. 31, 1990.

Absolutely every disc for 35 years, every No. 100 up to every No. 1. There are some 18,400 records total. Some are even autographed. How about the Beatles' 1964 hit "Ain't She Sweet" with picture sleeve, worth a cool $500; or the Beach Boys' 1961 hit "Surfin' Luau" worth $200. (via Neiman Marcus)

35 years. 18,400 records. $275K.

Bailout, schmailout.