It's not your fault you were born without the ability to grow a manly patch of chest hair.

Now you too can be the macho man you always dreamed of with this synthetic chest hair.

Simple apply to chest with the three adhesive strips on its back and watch the ladies go crazy.

Dial up the manly factor with this suave chest hair piece that'll make the ladies look twice!

Chest patch is about 10" x 8" of pure man.

$7.95 (via book of joe)

In case you're stuck showering with the boys in gym class and haven't quite grown your chest hair yet, glue on some of this fuzz and nobody will challenge your manhood.