Think what you want about the French, but we can thank them for the art of humane beheading by the infamous guillotine. It's the 21st century now, the Revolution is over and France has abolished the death penalty, but we can still enjoy the same public spectacle enjoyed by 18th century crowds of parents and children alike on a much smaller scale with the very cool gold plated Guillotine Cigar Cutter ($98). Simply insert the end of your cigar onto the chopping block, drop the semi-sharp stainless steel blade and it slices the tip right off into the included bucket. If you must, feel free to shout, Off with their heads!!! (via The Green Head)

The French turned beheading into an art form. The Noble Collection artists have now given this twisted classic a new life. A working model, with a real stainless steel blade, mounted on gold plated framework. Detailed down to the bucket that fortunately now receives only cigar tips. Blade is semi-sharp for safety purposes. 8 inches in height. Watch your fingers!

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