Dear Headless Forgotten Bride in the Unlikely Brown Fur Shoes,

Putting your lack of head inside of the Dexter machine is not going to help you. Please step away from the nefarious retro killing machine disguised as a washer or you might just lose your lack of head. And then he'll never take you back. Unless you replace it with a flaming pumpkin. Then he might. I saw the girl he left you for, and she had a flaming pumpkin for a head.

Thanks,
Management