Night vision goggles that also shoot darts with suction cup tips. My friends are in a large amount of trouble

i never had the pleasure of wearing head gear when in was in junior high, but i guess everyone's time will come - these night vision goggles are perfect for tracking owl populations which, like me, party at night.

i have no idea what the darts that get launched from your head are supposed to do but heck, it would probably scare the hell out of any night predators after you. (via Sarah's Search for the Goode Life)