I'd Hit That shirt
Before you get offended, this is a Super Mario Bros. reference. Mario/Luigi had to hit floating gold cubes with their head in order to reveal the items held within. It'll definitely attract attention whether that means a reminiscing session of old NES games or you getting slapped.
I'm almost completely convinced that this is one of the dorkiest shirts I've ever seen. Enough said.
I'm not a slut. I'm just saying. I totally would.