Dead Fred Pen Holder

This is hilarious. Stab Fred through the heart! and it's also a pen holder.

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John_and_Rose's recommendation

This is hilarious. Stab Fred through the heart! and it's also a pen holder.
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CArtiste's recommendation

Dead Fred is a mildly macabre pen holder for people who revel in not taking life too seriously. Made from soft silicone rubber he lies prostrate on your desk and makes a very natty home for your pen
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annahereford's recommendation

Weird and cool. Rubbery too
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szlea's recommendation

Slightly squishy silicone, styled into a slightly disturbing penholder. Whenever you're done writing, just stab our red friend Fred through the heart with your ballpoint pen and he'll hold it in place. Fred is 5" from head to toe. $14.95
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StraightLine's recommendation

Great gift idea for people who have a sense of humor.
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michellelamar's recommendation

Here's a great corporate gift...if you never want the client to call you again.
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J-Yazdani's recommendation

If your ever in a bad mood and need to stab something or someone, Dead Fred will come in handy. It doubles as a pen holder and a release of frustration. Better than venting your anger on your smelly boss.
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AVerte's recommendation

What is with me and this attraction to sticking pointy things into miniature boss replicas? Could it be something in my childhood or perhaps a perverse fantasy about not having to work for a living. But how then to explain the toothpick holder? Hmmm Tacky in the sense that there is really nobody you can give this to who won't gently suggest that you make an appointment at your local mental health clinic.
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Kyle's recommendation

When you feel like killing the "tax man" stick your pen into this rather graphic pen holder.
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er1n's recommendation

Maybe you co-worker won't shut up about the new cat toys she bought or the new hire is recounting his night out at the bar last night and all of the hot chicks he didn't hook up with and the law prevents you from stabbing them in the face with a ball point pen - but Dead Fred won't mind being stabbed repeatedly. Take out your frustration this way instead of having an office blowout.
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protododo's recommendation

Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of losing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard? You need Fred on your desk. And then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement of choice! Made of silicon rubber.
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FlamingJune's recommendation

Sure I'll sign the papers... where'd I leave my pen. Hmmm.
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DesignDingo's recommendation

Quirky? Yes. Fun? Yup. What better way to blow off some steam at work than my impaling Dead Fred with your favorite pen? This silicone rubber desk accessory is sure to get a chuckle from your office mates, even Dwight Shrute!
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urbangeneralstore's recommendation

Makes co-workers think twice about stealing your pen.
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sophiemith's recommendation

What a special design!
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