This is hilarious. Stab Fred through the heart! and it's also a pen holder.

Need to relieve some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of losing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard? You need Fred on your desk. And then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement of choice!

Made of silicon rubber. (via Proto Dodo)

at least you can ease down your anger by stabbing it with the image of your foe in mind ;)

Maybe you co-worker won't shut up about the new cat toys she bought or the new hire is recounting his night out at the bar last night and all of the hot chicks he didn't hook up with and the law prevents you from stabbing them in the face with a ball point pen - but Dead Fred won't mind being stabbed repeatedly. Take out your frustration this way instead of having an office blowout. (via Think Geek)

When you feel like killing the "tax man" stick your pen into this rather graphic pen holder.

What is with me and this attraction to sticking pointy things into miniature boss replicas? Could it be something in my childhood or perhaps a perverse fantasy about not having to work for a living. But how then to explain the toothpick holder? Hmmm

Tacky in the sense that there is really nobody you can give this to who won't gently suggest that you make an appointment at your local mental health clinic. (via PerpetualKid)

If your ever in a bad mood and need to stab something or someone, Dead Fred will come in handy. It doubles as a pen holder and a release of frustration. Better than venting your anger on your smelly boss.

Here's a great corporate gift...if you never want the client to call you again. (via StraightLine)