Are you tired of just existing in the year 3000? Stuck in a dead-end job like whale biology, or robot-sexing?

Then the exciting and dynamic world of package delivery just might be for you. Signing up is easy and not terribly painful. All you have to do is remove the career chip from your hand, and planet express will implant a new chip there. Don't worry, we have tons of extra career chips from former employees who have met their end via giant space wasps, temporal anomalies, horrible gelatinous slime or from the occasional invasion from Omicron Persei 8.

Once you've got a job, you can proudly wear this shirt that lets everyone know that you're brave enough to enter the exciting world of package delivery.

Must work well with alcoholic robots and invertebrates. (via ThinkGeek)

Another great shirt I own.

The colour photoed though is off. Its more of an orangy red rather than pinky red. Still its an awesome shirt, the fabric is of good quality and its well fitting. Plus Futurama rocks.

Highly recommended.