I'm stunned and frightened of this girly gun. It's hello kitty, it's pink, and it's deadly.

I'm not sure what kind of environment this gun would give anyone a tactical advantage, maybe the Sanrio factories in Japan... but even then, you'd certainly stand out.

That´s modern warfare....

defend yourself the cute way.

Upon seeing this, my first spoken comment to my room mates in earshot was "I have found god, and it is a Hello Kitty AK-47." And the truly great part was that they did not question the statement, I'm that rabbid a fan that it seems logical I'd find and buy one.
This, this is fantastic.

Okay, so it's strange to see Hello Kitty on a gun... but it is oh so cute. Definitely want one. The guys get the Red Ryder B B Gun, why can't us girls have a pink camo kitty gun? Works for me. (via getgoretro.com)

Whoa! Hello Kitty is bad to the bone, Rambo-style!

from glam.gun.com :

"NOTE: This site is a parody for humor purposes only. No actual weapons may be bought on this site. "Hello Kitty" is a trademark of Sanrio, Inc. You're taking the wrong drugs if you think that Sanrio would ever license the use of Hello Kitty for a firearm or weapon of any sort. "Disney Princess" is a trademark of the Walt Disney Company. "CareBear" and "Rainbow Brite" are trademarks of American Greetings Corporation and/or Hallmark. There is no such thing as "Sucking-Chest-Wound Bear." "My Little Pony" and "Easy-Bake Oven" are trademarks of Hasbro. "Dora the Explorer" is owned by Nickelodeon UK. "Martha Stewart Colors" is a trademark of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners. GlamGuns.com has no connection with and is not affiliated with Sanrio, Inc, Hasbro, Walt Disney Company, Hallmark, American Greetings Corporation, Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon UK, Nick Jr., Martha Stewart, Omnimedia, Inc, Paris Hilton, Mother Theresa, Lady Diana, or, in fact, much of anyone really, especially Dick Cheney who, at no time, was CEO of our corporation or even on the Board of Directors. No, really. Would we lie to you?"

Then, for good measure, if you attempt to check out, you are directed to an Amazon book called, "A Thing of Parody."

Any questions?

Just the right thing a future wife or girlfriend would want from her boy. And the hello kittie would just make her go acting like a school girl again!