Balla Powder: Scented Talc for Men 3.5oz
Hahaha...quoted from Boing Boing's David P., "Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing & anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpit." Ehhh.. What the heck is bat wing syndrome? Sounds gross.