This isn't something I could make up if I tried. This little device lets you literally add a cookie cutter-esque process to the other end of your body. It might not have a neat design going into you, but you can sure make it's decorative coming out!

Just check out all the product innovations like the E-Z Grip Sphincter-Lok for maximum retention and comfort. It just boggles the mind. Use at your own risk!

This is so wrong...it's right. Perfect holiday gift for that person on your list who is obsessed with #2. (via GadgetGuy)