Is the espresso machine you gave her gathering dust, while she savors her instant Folgers? Was the scarf from MOMA a flop? Did she set aside the cool vintage apron for one decidedly uncool, and vintage in years only? Stop trying to foist style on your fuddy-duddy and give her the kind of practical gift she craves. These latex swim caps - especially the floral one - will cry Uncle! loud and clear.