Talisman Designs Cherry Chomper Cherry Pitter
Traditionally, pitting cherries is a messy job. The Talisman Designs Cherry Chomper is compact, fun to use, mess-free, and kid-friendly. It features a plunger-type action that pushes the cherry pit and residual juice into the bottom container of the pitter. To pit a cherry, simply insert it into the Cherry Chomper’s mouth, press down the head, and release. The protective 'tooth' ensures that hands and fingers won’t be touched by any of the components. The Cherry Chomper also pits olives. It stands six inches tall and is dishwasher-safe.
I don't even like cherries that much but this is just hysterical to look at.
This Cherry Chomper just looks hilarious. I just picture myself pitting cherries and laughing maniacally. With all the red juice that is sure to accumulate, this scenario could easily turn into a twisted fruit snuff film. A snuff film that ends with pie. Mmmmm.