It's simultaneously cool and kind of lurid. Just like the word "reamer."

just look at that, look at it, it's art, it should almost be under glass...the whole line of stuff is so great

Gorgeous. In some obscenely punishing way, it's gorgeous.

Is it some medieval torture tool? You could probably use it for that.

Or you can use Art & Cook's Citrus Reamer to ream your limes for your next margarita.