I always thought E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial was a friendly little alien just looking to phone home, but the hilarious Good-Bye Elliot T-Shirt ($19) tells a much different and darker tale. Actually, now that I think back on the film, it did seem that E.T. really was out to get Elliot either killed or into trouble throughout the entire movie. E.T. caused Elliot to skip school, get drunk on beer, disrupt a biology class, break his toys, litter in the forest, run from the police and FBI, runaway past curfew, steal a van, spread an alien infectious disease and fly without a license. I like this t-shirt's version much better! (via Michael Kiely)