People don't carry flasks like they used to, but if you've ever been to a bar in Los Angeles, you know why you'd want to. After paying $37.50 for two drinks, you'd rather hit something from your own stash than pony up for another martini. With this cell phone flask, it looks like a phone, comes with a leather case, and is perfect for concealing your secret shots. (via Gizmodo)

This makes sneaking in alcohol to events even sneakier. I love it. (via zgallerie.com)

There are just too many absurd elements of this stainless steel Cell Phone Flask to narrow down, but I love the way the picture suggests a water bottle pouring water into this mini canteen. The only reason you'll ever need a cell phone in the middle of the desert.

Just the right amount!

Great when patronizing those bars that charge $10 for a well drink. Just order a soda and tip the flask under the table. Or if you want to make a weak drink stronger.

I have one of these!!! and NO I'm NOT AN ALCOHOLIC!!!!

I actually found one of these at the County Fair and just had to have one so that I could rock it next to my blackjack.

It'll hold 4oz of your favorite drink and it's great for sneaking a little extra jager into the club.

Does not come with:
- camera
- gps
- broadband
- SMS
- MMS
- reception

Includes
- intoxication (via Gizmodo)