Here's your once-in-a-lifetime chance to play on your dream team, joining stars like Scooter Christensen and Special K Daley on court. Your exclusive gift package includes a personalized official uniform, guaranteed playing time in a U.S. 2008-09 season game, introduction as a special guest, and insider access to the team. (via Neiman Marcus)

Can't buy me love, but you can buy me a chance to double dribble with the hippest basketball team in the world: The Harlem Globetrotter's. Uniform included.