This is probably the most important purchase you can make for your upcoming trip to Black Rock City. Granted you can't actually drive it there, at least not over public roads, however you can't be seen, like, walking across the playa in the 95 degree heat. Show up to your first Burning Man with an art car that you purchased on Amazon, and you're going to be like, a rock star, or something.

it's STREET LEGAL!

MAY WORK ON THE RANCH OF MY FUTURE
I DEFINITELY NEED A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS ONE. IF I HAD THE MONEY, I WOULD , JUST TO BE DIFFERENT AND HAVE A RARE TOY....

If I had that kind of disposable income, I would strongly consider purchasing this. I dare to be different and I'm sure you won't find too many of these parked in the driveway on your block. Doesn't it kinda look like one of the Daleks from Dr. Who though?

Okay, who DOESN'T need one of these? Can I get any more envious? Really? Seriously?

More importantly, who wants to give me $20K so I can buy it?

A tank selling on Amazon for $20,000? The JL421 Badonkadonk from NAO Design is a "land vehicle and battle tank." The Donk, as it's nicknamed, can carry a crew of five internally or on the roof. It can be piloted from inside the armored shell or through the hatch. The interior is carpeted and has accent lighting and a 400 watt sound system with PA . It can reach speeds up to 40 MPH but the Donk isn't street legal. Each one is made to order by NAO and comes with a Donk T-shirt and a training session. We're not quite sure what you'd use one for, perhaps, some mobile party pod, but it's comforting to know that everything truly is available on Amazon. (via Luxist)