1977 Mopeds - German Special Puch Maxi
As a general rule, if it's not a station wagon older than they are, a hipster doesn't own a car. Regardless though of what they use for transportation, the value of it, no matter what, is less than the net worth of their closet. This reconditioned moped fits the bill perfectly for an everyday hipster.
German engineering at it's most beautiful looking....siigh!