For the record... this is my preferred method of transportation - Tigger Power. In fact, Tigger could solve the energy crisis single-pawedly. If we had a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots style death match between Tigger and the Energizer Bunny, guess who would win? Go ahead! Go ahead! Guess! Go ahead! Come on! Guess!

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Are Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one.
Yes, I'm the only one
(GRRrrrrrr...) ooOOoooOOooooOOOO!!!