From Archie McPhee, manufacturer of adult toys (NO! not that type!) and diversions comes this t-shirt that states quite plainly that YOU have been approved by the Council of Monsters...which as we all know is harder to get approval from than the United Nations and/or the Harper Valley PTA...

So snatch up this cool shirt in slime green because it is dirt cheap! graveyard dirt cheap! but don't worry, i'm sure it is made of the same high quality transylvanian cotton and third world child labor tears as the rest of your monster wardrobe...