Be Shameless & Blameless,,,for only $13.99! (via Outblush)

I don't need these. I just really, really want them.

A party prop extraordinaire. Trust me- toss 'em on a table with some disposable cameras. Then brace yourself- men who have had a lot of martinis tend to feel that exposing a nipple is hysterically funny. And like lemmings, once one goes the partial Monty, the others will follow. These encourage such antics. Take it from my experience.... if I ever write a psyche thesis, it will likely be on that phenomenon.

Thank me when you develop the film. Preferably with expensive chocolate bon bons. Unless you get a disturbing number of male nipple shots. In that case, I warned you.