Levis Vintage Destroyed Shorts

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Don't kid yourself, jorts are still in style. They may be hard to actually get without just cutting off an old pair of jeans. Thankfully though, Levis has come out with these -- already destroyed.

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    Don't kid yourself, jorts are still in style. They may be hard to actually get without just cutting off an old pair of jeans. Thankfully though, Levis has come out with these -- already destroyed.

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    • JustEliana
      EW agreed.
    • fatcatdagg
      omg those are heckawesomes!!!!!!!!!! *smakeths miss kitty's wrist* now if only they came in red. or purple
    • Yoyomama
      I love these!
    • chad
      Me too -- what do fashionkitty and justeliana know, anyways.
    • fatcatdagg
      oh that silly lauren think she knows authentic fashion, no keep trying miss kitty..it's cute. (; (shhhh!she knows too much)
    • chad
      Is there a better thing to go to battle over?
    • JustEliana
      Im trying to think of something funny to respond with but the thoughts of these jorts leave me without laughter and happiness
    • chad
      You leave me without laughter and happiness.
    • fatcatdagg
      oooooooooo sick burn bro :) These Jorts are so rad they have been preciously worn by your dad. pwnt kitty!! (btw talk about a long battle spanning almost a month)
    • jooxi
      2 Words: Cut-offs. But whatever makes you guys happy :)
    • chad
      fatcat and chad vs the fashion aficionados, a fight I'll gladly have.
    • chad
      make that fatcatdagg and chad and joox, we've grown 50% in a matter of moment. Next stop: world.
    • jooxi
      But this would qualify as a Tobias Fünke cut-off, right? Denim+shorts=cut-off? Er, Chad, I should've been more clear. I meant they're like cut-offs, which as the Fashion Cat pointed out, aren't for (um, normal) men. So I'm kinda against it. But again, you can wear what you want! Sorry for dragging AD into this :D
    • jooxi
      Oh but war? I'm all for a war.
    • fatcatdagg
      JORTS+CHIC=a matrimony of passion and hope for a generation of lost youth. Joox i'd be thrilled to fight alongside your paw like appendages.
    • chad
      Damn you joox, we didn't want you anyways. And frankly, i detest anyone who would blasphemy the living fashion icon, Dr. Tobias Funke.
    • jooxi
      God I love comments
    • jooxi
      You're just jealous 'cause I can write the umlaut and you can't!
    • chad
      And it's be impossible to make an accurate estimation about the length of a never nude's shorts in that they're traditionally worn under an additional pair of trousers.
    • fatcatdagg
      I think unfashiondoggiewhiskers should go back to watching her chick flick b.c she needs to reevaluate her style. get some Oscar De La Renta up in this bizzle. btw Michael Caine would so work these at the runway he i so authentic you don't even know.
    • chad
      Jealous of the umlaut? Ummm... not (shazaam)! Dr. Fünke cares not of minor punctuation.
    • jooxi
      thanks for backing me up fashion kitty! I know I can stand by your expert advice. fatcatdagg, I'll see you in the trenches! But I must admit that's a difficult point you raise chad...estimating the length of nevernude shorts...sound like a thesis paper...are we getting off topic?
    • JustEliana
      I might have to switch sides due to fatcats latest comment. Hilarious!
    • jooxi
      Ooo...chad fights punctuational fire with fire! fatcat brings in Micheal Caine (great guy) for the one-two! Fashion kitty threatening outright theft and larceny! Wait am I observing or participating? Can I take conscientious objector status?
    • fatcatdagg
      oh no Tobias shall not be watching me slumber in Bring Me The Horizons song "Diamonds Aren't Forever" it states that (in unintelligible screaming) "WE WILL NEVER SLEEP CAS SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK AND WE WILL NEVER REST TILL WE'RE ALL F*CKING DEAD!" These jorts were made for walking!! and btw i have a squirt bottle and am not afraid to use it kitty. That's a blow below the Ralph Lauren belt kat, if you threaten eliana like that again i will have no choice but to spray you with DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH
    • fatcatdagg
      this just in we have PoRsHaLicious saying @fatcatdagg Cutt-off destroyed jeans on guys are hott! luVs iT i think this battle is now over and it is declared that cut-offs/jorts are chic+fashionable. they also make a man look HOTT!!!
    • chad
      welcome to the team smells (@justeliana) and @joox, be advised that in the battle of manipulating language, I'll always be the victor. @joox, you make for a superb thisnext comment commentator. I think it's your life calling. And, as a matter of fact, my college career was highlighted (some may say validated) by my ground breaking research on the length of a never nudes shorts.
    • chad
      Agreed, this battle is officially over. *pops the champagne*
    • jooxi
      fatcatdagg shows encyclopedic knowledge of AD and simple chemical jokes! JustEliana bordering between Treacherous Treason and job security! chad wields sword of superior language skills !All agree more opinions are needed - a national referendum is suggested and greeted with cries of 'here here'! BTW this is all in a 1940's baseball announcer voice. Also I'm now in the war, anti-jort, but still objecting for the hell of it.
    • fatcatdagg
      sowwy winceenducingstylefeline our bond is unique and I love you like I would another feline of such beauty, however should the need arise to have to douse each other with the most horrid of chemicals known to feline and mankind I will has no choice but to do my duty and fight for what is right (jorts being the cause tonight) and major props to Joox on the awesomeley rad commenting.
    • chad
      1. Please, for the love God, can we make a feature where joox (in a 1940s baseball announcer voice) commentates every comment feed. 2. The jorts featured on jorts.com look shocking similar to those seen worn by Dr. Tobias Funke. So, I don't really understand your point. 3. This is getting out of control (and what I mean by "out of control" is amazing.
    • jooxi
      hey fatcat thanks but I think you win in the comments department - why have I not been following your posts more?? LOL thanks chad for the notice - is there a major in commenting? I like wars that end in both sides complimenting each other. Also serving cookies is always a plus. But is it over? Is it over??? Only time and comments will tell now billy!
    • fatcatdagg
      omigod yes that is one sexy man dowdymuttlovingfeline i think you agree. as do I a completely fashionable and stylish monocle wearing cat.
    • jooxi
      FashionKitty proclaims victory! fatcat and allied jort powers blast this 'anti-jort propoganda'! Joox still trying to milk the last exclamation points out of a 1940's announcer's soul! But yeah I got to sleep too :) . Been a fun war.
    • fatcatdagg
      The beautiful Lauren has won the fashion war of the century, this cat puts up the white flag and looks solemnly @chad who is the flyest guy anyone could ever hope to meet, Eliana's job is secure and (fer now) and joox the best comment commentator on the internets will rest zee vocal cords. good day to all and rest well.
    • chad
      You know what @joox, I think we should start petitioning major universities for a degree that is long overdue. and @fashionkitty, speaking a victory is a far cry from actually procuring one. The way I look at it, you either abandon your scorn for jorts and join our side or you abandon this false representation that you support Dr. Tobias Funke, AD and never nudes everywhere.
    • fatcatdagg
      on a completely unrelated note I can't stop chuckling thinking about what @Yoyomama is going to see in zee e-mail inbox tomorrow *giggles* it will be a surprise indeed. and is sorry for my inadequate use of words during this long and vicious battle.
    • chad
      ...and this battle may be over for the night, but clearly, a more organized effort will need to be implemented to declare a real winner.
    • fatcatdagg
      @FashionKitty it's ok if you are the embodiment of frumpiness, I will still think you are pretty, ( this cat is very picky about his fashion btw) however I do need to work on my hurr I shall brroose for hair styles that will work fer me cas it's getting pretty long now, need to talk to genabean (the best hurrstylist in the world) tomorrow. maybe i should sleep......nah lol rest well authentic mates. and @Chad this war might be over for now but i think that the next generation will revive and defend the jort, OR I DON'T WEAR Rx RAYBANS!(i do wear them and they are hella rad)
    • AmandaGayle
      I definitely feel the need to add that these shorts look like something my extremely fashion-inept (but still lovable) father would think are okay to wear. He would probably pair it with his latest obsession: his tiki-totem-print t-shirt. Needless to say, I would not be seen in public with him in that outfit.
    • chad
      Your dad sounds awesome.
    • AmandaGayle
      @chad When I send him on What Not To Wear, I'll make sure they donate his old fashion disasters to you. That is, if I don't burn them before that time comes.
    • AmandaGayle
      And @FashionKitty I couldn't let you be the only voice of reason in here... :)
    • fatcatdagg
      @AmanduhBear your parental bro sounds pretty rad and he's got a fantastic sense of style.
    • AmandaGayle
      Haha @fatcatdagg I clearly cannot let my father near you or Chad without putting my fashion tutelage in jeopardy. I'll be sure to send you his purple and royal blue rugby striped Mr. Rogers-esque cardigan after I pry it from his fingers, though! I'm pretty sure that will happen after you and Chad submit to Team Kitty, though. :)
    • chad
      Dibs on the rugby shirt. And, I will never submit to "team kitty." Soon enough, you guys will all be on "team Bosko" anyways.