I have a collection of real heart tees. I love them
17,99$.

I never could stand cutesy and "sweet" things on my apparel. At least not since I was in the single digits. Holly Hobbie went out for me in the 4th or 5th grade.

Anyway, I found a suitable if not perfect alternative for me and those of my ilk. A "sweetheart" t-shirt that is just about about as literal as you can get without actual photographs. This t-shirt has a diagram of the sucrose or sugar molecule at the top. Then a descriptive, dripping diagram of the human heart underneath. The heart diagram is a bit cartoonish, but is effective. Creating the ULTIMATE "sweetheart" t-shirt! Geek perfection!

Apparently, they are very fitted. So, if you order one, order a size or two larger. You would think that the American waistline had been shrinking and not expanding over the last few decades with the way designers are making women's clothing these days. Grrr... But this shirt rules! (via thinkgeek.com)