I once chased car thieves down the street in the middle of the night. I'm not allowed to go near guns, so I thought, oooh, I'll get myself a slingshot. If I aim well, could freak the heck out of those darn law-breakers. Oh, I was only kidding. Until I saw this, of course! Secret hands have pockets and legs act as rubber sling. Hee hee. Nobody needs to know I really do have a sling and can now stalk burglars from my office window.

screaming flying monkey madness sounds even better when it's cute little cape says "woot".

if this silly screaming simian doesn't make you sing with glee...you have no heart.

So it doesn't REALLY fly... but it slingshots and it screams. And no small parts!

Recommended for gordon who wants cool toys that fly and are toddler-friendly, using I Want on Facebook.

I saw this at thinkgeek.com but didn't get it. Seems like a must order now!

1)It's possible to have your favorite co-worker(s) donate a few bucks to an unnamed "good cause" then acquire your contribution in as little time as a lunch break.
2) Once "alarmed" the monkey can be heard across multiple departments and several floors and over telephones.
3) Listening to co-worker(s) explain the source of the sound of a screaming monkey to a person on the other end of a telephone conversation.
4) It's one way unwitting co-worker(s) with a penchant for manhandling items on your desk will soon learn what not to do.
5) It's a slingshot!
6) One can discover the lifespan of a screaming monkey held (or flung) in captivity within an office.
7) It was fun while it lasted.

Give the screaming monkey slingshot to your cousin's bratty twins this Christmas holiday. Then leave shortly after while your cousin goes insane. How fun. (via thegreenhead)

what do you get when you cross a monkey and a slingshot? well, if it's a real monkey he'd probably die, but since it is not it provides hours of fun (via stupid.com)