A tea cozy is an embroidered cover for teapots that helps keep the tea insulated and warm while it brews. The sinister Terrorist Teapot ($39), on the other hand, wears a black balaclava ski mask tea cozy instead. This evil porcelain tea set not only makes 50 oz. of great tea, it may mug you and take your wallet as well. A great gift for cops or for pouring tea at neighborhood watch meetings. (via Michael Kiely)