**Red Envelope has one of the best last-minute shipping policies around, fyi**

from the site:
Why settle for tucking love notes in his briefcase when you can deliver a message of love from much closer range? Both the PG-version and the more racy collar stays are made from stainless steel and feature 12 different messages of love and lust. Exclusively from RedEnvelope.

* 12 stays include six each of two sizes—2 1/2" and 2 3/4"
* available in PG or racy version; see above for availability
* PG version includes messages such as "You’re so handsome" and "You make me laugh"
* racy version includes messages such as "I might if you ask me" and "That tie will be useful"
* PG and racy version comes in a black leather carrying case lined with red faux suede
* case: 3 1/4" x 3 1/4" x 3/4" when closed; magnetic closure

Remind dad that you love him with these hidden message collar stays. The message I'd write is: don't forget to use these.

yes indeed

My wife had been placing these collar stays into my shirts for almost 1/2 a year before I finally noticed the racy messages on them. After figuring this out it became a game for a few months to find and read each of the cute, racy notes.

LOL! This is so silly I have no words!

Red Envelope says: "Why settle for tucking love notes in his briefcase when you can deliver a message of love from much closer range? Both the PG-version and the more racy collar stays are made from stainless steel and feature 12 different messages of love and lust. "

I don't think he'd be allowed through airport security with these. The engraved messages rock: "You make me laugh." Brilliant.