We are buying one of these the very moment they become commercially available.

You write your message on the top of the box, insert your bread, and voila!! You have a message burned into your toast.

Useless? Totally.

Amazing? Without a doubt!

I would so enjoy this...imagine, passive aggressive fun at the breakfast table! Happy skipping, Stepford-esque, wifey complete with ruffled apron hums while she serves family...
Suddenly all gasp as they read their toasted Oat Nut Five Grain Tofu bread which simply reads...
"Bite me". (via shoparooni)