It is coming soon: The Zompacolypse. Be prepared with this Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. Brooks has covered most everything to do in case you suddenly find yourself surrounded by brainless former human beings (real zombies I mean). This book covers tactics, physiology, and behavior of your average zombie. Read through this book, stock up, and be prepared for the age of the undead!

"Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life." - guys at Thinkgeek.com

There isn't much that needs to be said that they haven't covered. I fear for you if you haven't read this yet - it's zombie survival 101. Take this with you when you're raiding the community gun shop and you'll do alright. (via thinkgeek)

I recommend that you buy a gun and shoot yourself in the head. This way when the ZOMBIES come you won't be turned into one. Either that or you could hire the chick that played in Resident Evil to protect you.
Playing in traffic is also a preventative cure for zombies.

Everything you need to protect you from the Living Dead.
Max Brooks has written a survival manual with a difference here. Packed with tips, advice and plans, this will help you escape the moaning, hungry hordes desperate for your flesh.

Just don't read it at night, or you will end up trying to sleep with a weapon close to hand. I did. (via Amazon)

so funny...great for bathroom reading