What government? Why, the Pirate government, o' course. Ask that again and I'll run ye through!

Sorry. It's a little infectious. The Government Manual for New Pirates is the official guide on how to turn your land lubbering self into an eye-patch wearing, peg leg walking, parrot toting pirate of the high seas.

It's really funny, particularly the section on Pirate vocabulary. Also the introduction. It's a short and whimsical read, so maybe read it at B&N or buy it used, but you'll be sure to enjoy it. Good for kids too. Read it in order, it's better that way :)

I am pretty sure rules 1-99 are drink rum. (via Think Geek)