Under a literal definition, assuming we were a horse, being a stallion is a good thing. Contrary to popular myth, the boss is the “lead mare” (a female) while the stallion is the protector of the herd – basically, he takes orders and direction from the female. My household hierarchy strongly resembles that of the equine world!

Barnum and Bailey had the “Greatest show on Earth” and brought life to the Big Top – Cacties is committed to having the greatest boxer on Earth and is focuses on what really happens under the big top. (via mens western wear)