Maybe it’s my being the only porcelain-skinned doll around, maybe the natives can smell I don’t own flip-flops, maybe I talk a little trash about Los Angeles, but people assume I’m a Manhattanite transplant that hates on LA, though I’m actually, like, totally, from La La Land.

And I don’t hate Los Angeles.

There are exactly three things I like about the glammy beach town:

Sipping soy lattes at the Getty Center.

Ridiculously fab weather that lets me rock these spring green, cork platform Giuseppe Zanotti shoes year-round.

And -

Okay, so just two. (via KRiSTOPHER DUKES)