I'm not maniacal about my car being spotless but one thing that does drive me nuts is when a bird uses my windshield for a toilet. With my luck, it's usually a bird who apparently has been dining at a Mexican restaurant.

Love this.

My sister's soon-to-be husband was in major need of this kit right after their wedding ceremony in Venice. The Italians said it was good luck...but it would have been better if he had been prepared than lucky! (via delight.com)

Riding in a convertible isn't always a joy. First, there is the hair issue. And, then, there is the lingering possibility of bird droppings. If you own a convertible (or ride in one), invest in this kit. If the unthinkable happens, you will be armed and ready. And it will come in handy for other sorts of spills and misfires as well. No turds on you !

This is a definite sign that the kit craze is getting out of hand. Absolute madness.

What a great idea. I am lucky enough to live among many trees ... which means that I have to often clean bird sh*t off my car. This is the bomb! Can't wait to get it! (via delight.com)

Go ahead, park under that shady tree! The next time a bird leaves an unwelcome gift on your just-washed windshield, fight back with the Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit.

There's a spray bottle of water, cleaning fluid, shop towels, ziploc bags, cleaner wax, a microfiber sponge, and antibacterial hand wipes for when the cleanup's complete -- everything you need to restore your ride to its former glory, all packed inside a super-cute red carrying case. Genius!

As seen in the New York Times! Case measures 9-1/2"W x 8"H x 2"D.


$28.00

I park on the street, frequently under nice shady trees. So while my car doesn't overheat, it does get covered in...um...guano.

So yay for Grumpy Girl, who came up with the Auto Bird Turd Kit! (via Outblush)

This is the best gift for someone who is having a bad week. Or month. Or who tragically has to park under a bad tree. (via vsgbeatrice)