Yes, I don't know how to use chopsticks. My Japanese ancestors are probably rolling in their urns. I'm getting better though because I don't cross my chopsticks as much as I used to. However, I'm not ashamed of my hashi (chopstick) ineptness and will wear this recently purchased Threadless shirt with pride, which says, "I can't use chopsticks. Because of this, MY FACE BURNS WITH SHAME!!!...can I please have a fork." Oh, plus the designer of the t-shirt lives in Hawaii too. (via Threadless)

For anyone who has ever felt the shame of asking for a fork when eating an Asian cuisine, this is the shirt that will let everyone know you have a sense of humor about it.