This falls into under one of my favorite categories: "Weird Stuff to Keep in My Guest Bathroom So That I Know By the Confused Look On Their Faces Who Has Peeked In My Cabinets."

Don't judge me. Try it sometimes. You might find it entertaining, too.

from the site:
With Calamine Powder

Sweat Absorber and Friction Fighter

Anti Monkey Butt® Powder is specially formulated to absorb sweat and minimize frictional skin discomfort. Helps to keep you dry and comfortable. Ideal for butt busting activities such as motorcycling, bicycling, horseback riding, truck driving, hiking, hockey, football, and baseball.

Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day. Don't let your buns get red. Use Anti Monkey Butt ® Powder instead!

Made in USA

If you do sports or any activity that causes you to get a little "swampy", this stuff will help you out.

this is absolutey hilarious... i love the idea about putting it in the guest bathroom medicine cabinet... i'm gonna see how much other stuff like this i can find... tooo funny....

This powder will keep any potentially sweaty part of you seriously dry! It's amazing! Take it from me, as I can be one "Sweaty Betty". It smells pretty good and contains calamine powder (as in calamine lotion), so you can imagine how dry this stuff can keep you. It doesn't smell like "medicine", like Gold Bold, and it doesn't smell like someone's grandma. I really can't say enough about this product. Try it for yourself. You won't be disappointed. Damn, this powder is so good I even forgot to make fun of the name during this recommendation! (via antimonkeybutt.com)

Sweet! Monkey Butt powder.... who couldn't love this! Oh wait, it's Anti-Monkey Butt Powder.... now that's a different thing altogether.....

Love the name. For those smelly body parts.

Apparently, "monkey butt" is a colloquial term for the chafing that occurs when you sweat and ride on a motorcycle for too long probably because it makes you look like one of those baboons with the big pink butts at the zoo. If you have that, you would need this stuff - Anti Monkey Butt Powder - to relieve you of your "monkey butt."

Knowing is half the battle, Monkey Butt.

Ya never know.....