This bag makes all of yours look like JanSports with Marilyn Manson pins and anarchy symbols drawn on (wake up, it's not middle school anymore).

If you haven't figured it out, the guy holding the tote is Jason Schwartzman. The bag is some flair representing his band (which consist entirely of him), Coconut Records. The music is great, the bag is great, he's great. I say, go get the bag. I get compliments all the time.