Level 1 Human Baby Creeper
Now you can get your newest henchman in on your next game of D&D with this baby onesie with their stats on it. Obviously babies have low hit points and no XP but check out that Charisma! They need to be in your party just for that stat alone. A great baby shower gift your for geek and gamer friends.
I'm not a big enough gamer to use this creeper if I had children. But I have plenty of friends who are. It's a hilarious little creeper that it perfect for gamer babies (or at least that will make their gamer parents laugh).