You might be watching Washington at USC this weekend, but that doesn't mean you should be partying like you're IN college with a couple of packs of Oscar Meyers on a portable mini-grill.

You're big time now, baby.

And for the big time, you have to go with a custom tailgating trailer from GameDay Customs. At $14,000 dollar for the base model, this isn't your semi-reliable hibachi grill on wheels. Every rig (and when we say "rig," we mean rig) comes fully loaded with satellite entertainment system including TV and CD/DVD player, 10 gallons of fresh water and a sink, a draft beer system, and a generator to power it all.

With all that, just don't forget what you're there for.

Oh yeah, the game.

Not everyone has $14,000 to spend on a tailgate platform. If you do, however, lucky you -- you're on my short list of "Alumni I Want To Party With."

This moveable feast-maker comes standard with a 26" LCD TV with a satellite dish, 1000 watt generator, wall outlets, a keg cooler, and a port-a-potty, plus lots of interior room for all kinds of accessories.

For a few dollars more, you can add my personal favorite accessory: A freshwater system and a stainless steel sink. Why? Am I a fan of fresh water? Of cold steel?

Well, not to get off-color here, but after a big win (and a large amount of alcohol), you might find the need to have some privacy with your woman. And in my personal opinion, nothing says "I love you" like an impromptu throw-her-up-on-the-stainless-steel-sink-and-have-your-way-with-her sex session, especially when you know that outside those metal walls, thousands and thousands of people are just milling around.

Excuse me while I go have a smoke.....

And for the big time, you have to go with a custom tailgating trailer from GameDay Customs. Gameday Customs Ultimate Tailgate($13,900) isn't your semi-reliable hibachi grill on wheels. Every rig (and when we say "rig," we mean rig) comes fully loaded with satellite entertainment system including 26" LCD TV and CD/DVD player, 10 gallons of fresh water, 5 gallon holding tank, electrical outlets, a toilet, a sink, a draft beer system, and a generator to power it all. (via likecool.com)