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Matchmaker Janis Spindel ($500,000)
A recommendation by RichardNouveau
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When the terrifying and reassuring subject of arranged marriage crops up, I'm always reminded of an entrancingly dusky girl from the Punjab who was with me in Old Nassau and it haunts to this day. She was residing at Cap and Gown with my cousin Tink and went by the name of Frangipani.
Having caressed her samosas and tasted her pungent mulligatawny, a protective tenderness ensued. So it was with horror and blatantly self-absorbed posturing that I greeted the news that she was betrothed to a syphilitic dwarf from Jaipur by family design. Now, even in New York the best of Yentas can turn a Bob Weinstein into a Jude Law, but not so for my comely Hindu friend.
Summoning my manservant Mcbutter, and the best of my great uncle Tocks' ragged connections to the last Viceroy, I was able, by steamer, freight-car and elephant to arrive just as the ceremony ended, and the sweet Frangipani was borne off on a white tiger, toward twisted, diminutive humiliations. Fortunately, Mcbutter and I had three days before frequent flyer expiration and were in a good neighborhood for another kind of compensated companionship and had plenty of penicillin! To this day, I can't be covered in mango chutney or attend a curry-date party without a grimace. But this needn't happen to you! (via Pocket Change NYC)
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I actually used her services and was conned out a great deal of money and set up with one over weight girl after another. Nouveau, have you actually used her services?
I actually used her services and was conned out a great deal of money and set up with one over weight girl after another. Nouveau, have you actually used her services?
Richard, have you ever actually used Janis Spindel's services? I did and was set up with one overweight girl after another. They were all very sweet, but I was looking for a wife and had no idea she would set me up with "larger" women. I stayed with her until the end of my one year contract when I decided thinner girls were more up my alley...
I heard that too.
Have you heard of Lisa Clampitt? I don't think she advertises.