Not just anyone can buy this mega lot of altered art vintage findings assemblage collage antique steampunk parts. Oh no! Not just anyone! Seller is adamant that buyer must be "sophisticated and educated artisan who can truly appreciate the impressive and very specific components that lie herein."

"But wait!" you say, "I have money and would like to trade money for multitudes of neato steampunk things! Money is viable currency! Would like to trade currency for goods! Please take my offering and send me mega lot of altered art vintage findings assemblage collage antique steampunk parts!"

But seller is not so sure.... Seller asks, with hand rubbing chin and one eyebrow raised, "Are you 'sophisticated and educated artisan who can truly appreciate the impressive and very specific components that lie herein?'"

Uh-oh. You - The Wanter of the Things - YOU had better say yes or you will not get mega lot of altered art vintage findings assemblage collage antique steampunk parts! Be convincing or you will walk away with head hung in shame, wishing you truly were "sophisticated and educated artisan who can truly appreciate the impressive and very specific components that lie herein" and not just some ill-fated, sad poser with viable currency willing to make exchange.

Crawl back in your hole now, little poser. It's OK. No one will ever know. Come back someday when you are "sophisticated and educated artisan who can truly appreciate the impressive and very specific components that lie herein." Surely that day will come and there will be more mega lots of altered art vintage findings assemblage collage antique steampunk parts.

Someday....