It's not that you're bitter or anything. It's just that...sometimes everyone wishes they were Thelma & Louise.
Classic! Two best friends go on a road trip which ends up with both of them on the run as fugitives. "Why?" Let's just say the unsympathetic state of gender politics? Oh, and Brad Pitt had a very bit part in this movie. A role that made him a household name.
Brad Pitt at his finest. That should be enough for you to go out and buy this movie.