Valentines day is a womans holiday. Sorry I am just keepin it real. Some women have violent urges that if it were not for the laws in our civilization, they would no doubt act out on some poor unfaithful dude.

Sorry ladies I cannot condone any type of dismemberment of the male anatomy so I hope that this toy will appease the sadist in you.

Yeah, it's called "The Ex Knife Holder," but your boyfriend doesn't have to know that when you buy this for him for valentine's day.

I've always admired the Voodoo knife holder so much and, for what seemed like years, I never saw it in real life. I have to say, it feels a bit flimsy in person. Amazing concept and visual presentation, but it feels a bit more like a toy than a sturdy kitchen stand.

Sure, it's the mature thing to be the bigger person in a D-I-V-O-R-C-E. But who says being mature is all that great, anyway? For those of you who think taking the "high road" is a little boring, here is a great gift.

Love this funny concept. :)

Didn't get a chance to clip a strand of hair from your ex?
no worries.. not only does this Ex Voodoo Knife Set keep you from being behind bars, it also makes a cool centerpiece.

The Ex Voodoo knife set – the creepiest knife holder I’ve ever seen – even good after Halloween…if you’re into that sort of thing.

The cutest little guy you ever did see! And the knives are decent. People love to play with him!