Brilliant, the perfect knife holder

wish this guy came without the knives ... as I could use a funky holder, but the last thing i need is more knives (unless anyone's buying me a custom-made chef knife from a sweet blademaker...)

I find this insanely hilarious

I think the sheer number of recommendations for this item just about says it all. It expresses the sentiments of many a jilted lover or scorned woman with a design.

I know I had an evil chuckle when I first saw it.

Quirky and violent, two good things.

I own one of these, and I'd say it's pretty sweet. It's made of molded plastic and doesn't weigh as much as you'd think but it's still weighted at the base and looks impressively large. The knives are just ok. Anyways, that's all overshadowed by how cool it looks in my kitchen ;)

You know that guy/girl/tranny you dated who cheated on you/stomped on your heart/went post-op before you were ready? Now you can pretend to get back at them EVERY day while cooking! Your own little voo-doo doll, and it comes in three cool colors! (your ex's hair clippings are not included)

Very very hilarious, though not exactly the sharpest knives in the holder, much like my exes.