I honestly don't know what I would do with sick kids without Maruchan Chicken Ramen. Most of the time it's all they'll eat. And when they eat it, they tend to eat a lot of it, so thank God it's the least expensive food in the universe.

You actually couldn't pay me to eat this crap today. Seriously, I won't do it. But in college I was downing 10cent noodles like they were going out of style. And if I wasn't eating them, I was paying some pitiful nerd with them to do my anthropology homework. Suckers.

Oh and if you need a big favor, go for the Cup o' Noodles ... the freeze dried vegetables and meat pieces make them more valuable.