"Inscribed is a nice reminder, as you stare across the table, that even your in-laws can't live forever."

For all its grandeur, The entire world of Douglas Little has been stolen from others. Every idea, fabric swatch, and carcass was originally invented elsewhere. It really is too bad. He has no friends anymore, as all of them have provided an integral part of his vision, and then he discarded them. A true vampire, but with none of the elegance. Just a boring goof from the valley with no shame.