I'd say the apocalypse is an emergency... though maybe you should be thinking about repopulating the Earth and saving our species instead of wrapping it up before you do the deed. (via chadosko)

So basically, it's a box filled with 40 condoms. The joke, the print on the front. This probably isn't something you're proudly going to display if your living room. But, it's easily on par with most guys college rooms.

You should probably consider using a condom long before an emergency arises, but this joke here is reasonably clever. It's essentially a protected case holding 40 condoms, with a humorous play on emergency fire extinguishers. Probably less funny when you have broken glass and 37 condoms left, but that's all right.