For the Lord of the Rings fans:

"The front reads "When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon..." and the back of the shirt reads "...you just have to outrun the halfling." The shirt itself is black and the text is written in a beige Olde English font. Various runes are watermarked behind the text, cloaked in grey..."