I know, you're already a trendsetter. As am I darling, as am I.

Ok maybe 'not so much' when it comes to me. I was, after all, recently spotted making the dreaded "rock on" hand signal while failing entirely to find the beat on the dance floor. Sigh. I can't cover ALL the bases ALL of the time.

Fine. The truth.

"Hello, my name is Fiona and I can't dance. Well, except the jig."
So I'm focusing my expertise on keeping up with the musicians since the beat gave me the finger and ran away years ago. I use Ministry of Sound's 24/7 radio not only for personal enterainment but also as musical Cliff Notes to see what's up and who's up and coming. And, it could be said, to hear the songs I will NOT be dancing to.

Shh.. don't tell anyone I'm really not that cool. Well except for the people who saw me dancing. They already know that.