OMG. I couldn't help but add this. . . .it's hair color for "the hair down there". Seriously folks, freaking HILARIOUS. This is for when you get your hair colored and so you can match it "down there". Much love to Trishy for pointing this out to me. . . wow. Good fun stuff. Covers grays too, ladies! (via Tricia)

Can I resist making a "drapes-match-the-carpet" joke? Or how about a "red carpet" one. Will someone try this and report back? Does it... um... burn?